Unfiltered greetings · Adults 18+
Good cards.
Bad intentions.
Naughty eCards for your favorite troublemakers. Birthday roasts, flirty little messages, and greetings that say what the polite cards won’t.
Digital greetings. Questionable humor. Excellent taste.
Our promise, not a review
01 / Pick your mood
A little affection. A lot of attitude.
For the people who know you love them—even when you’re roasting them.
Happy birthday,
you hot mess.
Aging like expensive wine.
Acting like boxed wine.
Love & Lust
Flirty hellos, anniversary teasing, and love notes with a wicked sense of humor.
Savage Society
Best-friend banter and beautifully blunt sarcasm. Sent with love. Mostly.
Holiday Filth
A less wholesome take on Valentine’s, Christmas, and Halloween greetings.
Ex Files
Breakups, fresh starts, and congratulations on finally cancelling that free trial.
Office After Dark
More coffee. Fewer meetings. A card for your equally exhausted work friend.
02 / Small price. Big reaction.
One joke, or a few
up your sleeve.
Start with a digital card. Keep a bundle handy for the birthdays you almost forgot.
Planned launch pricing shown below. Product listings confirm availability, format, and final price before purchase. Animation, personalization, print, and memberships are planned for later releases.
Single digital card
One very well-aimed punchline.
$3.99
Five-card bundle
A little ammunition for the next occasion.
$12.99
Ten-card bundle
Keep your favorite people on their toes.
$19.99
Skip the predictable
Make their day.
Ruin their composure.
Find a greeting that sounds a little more like you.